When The Flaming Lips member Wayne Coyne suggested a duet with Justin Timberlake, series creator Stephen Hillenburg responded with, "I don't want any of those sort of commercial weirdos on there. This is not quite as disgusting as it sounds, but it comes close.The album is an example of the crew of SpongeBob SquarePants ' eclectic musical tastes. So, for that matter, is the appearance of another flesh-and-blood actor in the movie, David Hasselhoff, who gives SpongeBob and Patrick a high-speed lift back to Bikini Bottom and then propels them to the deeps by placing them between his pectoral muscles and flexing and popping. These are real flesh-and-blood pirates, not animated ones, and part of the scene's charm comes because it is completely gratuitous. The opening, for example, is inexplicable, unexpected and very funny, as a boatload of pirates crowd into the front of a movie theater to see SpongeBob. Assuming that few members of SpongeBob's primary audience are reading this (or can read), all I can tell you is, the movie is likely to be more fun than you expect. No doubt right now you're asking yourself why you have read this far in the review, given the near-certainty that you will not be going anywhere near a SpongeBob SquarePants movie, unless you are the parent or adult guardian of a SpongeBob SquarePants fan, in which case your fate is sealed. Krabs from execution, and get SpongeBob the promotion.Īll of this happens in jolly animation with bright colors and is ever so much more entertaining than you are probably imagining. There they hope to recapture the crown, restore it to King Neptune ( Jeffrey Tambor), save Mr. Lawrence) has King Neptune's crown stolen, and frames Eugene Krabs with the crime, so it's up to SpongeBob and his starfish friend Patrick ( Bill Fagerbakke) to venture to the forbidden no-go zone of Shell City (which is no doubt near Shell Beach, and you remember Shell Beach). Plankton, who runs the spectacularly unsuccessful rival food stand named the Chum Bucket, plans to steal Eugene's famous recipe for Krabby Patties. This is a bitter verdict, but meanwhile intrigue is brewing in Bikini Bottom.
A kid can't handle the responsibility, Eugene Krabs tells SpongeBob. Then he plunges a hose into the top of his head and fills up with water, exuding soap bubbles from every pore, or would that be orifice, or crevice? Then he pulls on his SquarePants and hurries off for what he expects to be a richly deserved promotion.Īlas, the job goes to Squidward Tentacles ( Rodger Bumpass), who has no rapport with the customers but does have seniority. SpongeBob, like all sponges I suppose, has a thing about cleanliness, and to watch him take a shower is inspiring.
SpongeBob may only be a kid, but he's smart and learns fast, and reminded me of Ed, the hero of the live-action Nickelodeon series "Good Burger" ("Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger! Can I take your order PLEASE?"). Krabs ( Clancy Brown), the most successful businesscrab in the ocean-floor community of Bikini Bottom. In the movie, he dreams of becoming manager of Krusty Krab II, the new outlet being opened by Eugene H. I even know parents who like the show, which is fast-paced and goofy and involves SpongeBob's determination to amount to something in this world. SpongeBob (voice by Tom Kenny) has a ready-made legion of fans who follow his adventures every Saturday morning on Nickelodeon. If it made you smile even a little, you are a candidate for "The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie." This is the " Good Burger" of animation, plopping us down inside a fast-food war being fought by sponges, starfish, crabs, tiny plankton and mighty King Neptune. I've been telling that joke for years, to people who regard me in silence and mystification. It doesn't bark, and it knows the secrets of the deep.